am ded. need moar sleep. admit that possibly 3.5 hours is not sufficient to get through day. c. might have to poke me on drive home to keep me awake - assuming i don't just fall asleep in work first...

Okay, so am completely ignoring May Shokura filming reports since it seems to be yet another month where Watta & three quarters of Ft2 might as well have not bothered turning up, along with unnecessary guests taking up time that should belong to Jrs (HS7 last month, Tackey & NEWs this month) - I used to love this programme so much and now I'm barely bothered that it doesn't turn up for download... /end rant.

On to more amusing things - at least to me ^^; Just occasionally my family all end up on totally the same wavelength, and it's a little scary when they do. Yesterday, for example, one of our cats was whining to go out all evening and eventually my mum said to him (yes, we do all talk to the cats thankyouverymuch) "Have you got a boyfriend out there? Or a girlfriend?" I just started laughing - must be the sparkly boyband effect that had my mum ask if our male cat has a boyfriend before asking if he has a girlfriend 8D

I've also recently had the following two conversations:

First of all, again with my mum. We were discussing SuJu and concluded that, really, Donghae was pretty much the only member that you could actually take home to meet your parents safely. How bad could the rest be? How about:

Ayame: Can you imagine taking Heechul home to meet your parents? "Hi mum, this is my boyfriend Heechul..."
Aya-Mama: "And this is his boyfriend Hannie. And this is *his* boyfriend Siwon..."

ShiHanChul: so obvious that even parents ship it!

And yes that is a sparkly new shihanchul icon I have over there :)


And then there was my sister. She'd gone to Cardiff overnight to visit friends, and since Torchwood is filmed/set there, we'd been joking all week about her keeping an eye out for Captain Jack. Yesterday, after she'd arrived and checked into the hotel and everything, she sent me a photo of the "hub" and we ended up texting re Captain Jack:

Sis: Where is he? Torchwood needs defending!
Ayame: He's probably busy somewhere... with Ianto... Busy ;-)
Sis: I'm going down to the hub. With a camera. I may be some time... don't send a rescue party!

I think there's the slightest chance my family is all mad....

I had a few minutes spare this afternoon and decided to watch the flashback of the first Jack-Ianto meeting in Torchwood, because it's so heartbreaking and sexually charged all at the same time ;-) And of course, my twisted mind suddenly went "what if Suju were Torchwood?" and I ended up with a cast like this:

Torchwood: Seoul

Captain Jack Harkness = Captain Kim Heechul. Slutty and irresistable to either sex, who else could it be :D

Ianto Jones = Han Geng. Joined the Seoul office after the destruction of Torchwood: Beijing. Flirts constantly with Captain Heechul, lots of UST there, but actually hiding his half-cyberman boyfriend Siwon in the basement - for some reason I feel that after the discovery of this Heechul is more likely to keep him around for lots of kinky sex with the pair of them, rather than killing him like Jack did with Lisa...

Gwen Cooper = Lee Sungmin. Ex-policeman who discovers Torchwood's existence and ends up joining them to save the world. As friendly as a puppy, but can be as cold as ice when necessary, and able to fight to defend himself. More than a little attracted to Heechul despite already having a fiancee - has been known to share the occasional kiss with him too (totally inspired by recent Nanjing Super Show events o.O)

Rhys, Gwen's fiancee = Lee Hyukjae/Eunhyuk, Sungmin's fiancee. Not half as stupid as people make him out to be, but frequently lied to in Sungmin's attempts to keep his new job secret. Proves his worth when he finds out the truth about Torchwood - and promptly sets out to help them in their latest job

I just need to think a little more about who would be Tosh and Owen - and of course Captain John and Martha too! This is a very dangerous path I've set off on.....


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